{"id":3889,"date":"2019-03-14T13:23:47","date_gmt":"2019-03-14T11:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.legrandnord.fr\/-sites-\/clublecture\/?p=3889"},"modified":"2019-03-14T13:23:47","modified_gmt":"2019-03-14T11:23:47","slug":"ma-vie-moisie-dieu-et-moi-shirley-banana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/?p=3889","title":{"rendered":"Ma vie moisie, Dieu et moi, Shirley Banana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/static.fnac-static.com\/multimedia\/Images\/FR\/NR\/99\/9f\/9a\/10133401\/1507-1\/tsp20180910175248\/Ma-vie-moisie-Dieu-et-moi-Shirley-Banana.jpg\" width=\"230\" height=\"342\" \/><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>RE CHA<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Auteure <\/strong>: Emilie Chazerand<br \/>\n<strong>Illustratrice <\/strong>: Jo\u00eblle Dreidemy<\/p>\n<p>Roman \u00e0 partir de 9 ans<\/p>\n<p><strong>Th\u00e8mes <\/strong>: Humour, Dieu<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-90 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.legrandnord.fr\/-sites-\/clublecture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Bien2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"72\" height=\"87\" \/><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">L&rsquo;avis d&rsquo;Otylia :<\/span> \u00ab\u00a0Un peu ennuyant.\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Je m&rsquo;appelle Shirley Banana, \u00e0 cause que c&rsquo;est Soeur Eustochia qui m&rsquo;a appel\u00e9e comme \u00e7a le jour o\u00f9 j&rsquo;ai atterri \u00e0 la Fosse aux Gosses. Et Soeur Eustochia, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;un estomac sur pattes. Y a qu&rsquo;\u00e0 voir les pr\u00e9noms des autres : Dino Split, Amandine Painperdu, M\u00e9lanie Churros&#8230; La vie, ici, c&rsquo;est pas du p\u00e2t\u00e9 de foie gras. On fait rien que des corv\u00e9es et des pri\u00e8res. Mais moi et ma bande, on est fut\u00e9s. On pourrait en faire, des trucs rigolos, si y avait pas la M\u00e8re Sup\u00e9rieurement emb\u00eatante, qui nous menace tout le temps avec Dieu, comme si qu&rsquo;il avait rien de mieux \u00e0 faire qu&rsquo;\u00e0 descendre nous punir&#8230; Jusqu&rsquo;au jour o\u00f9 qu&rsquo;il est vraiment descendu. Et m\u00eame qu&rsquo;apr\u00e8s papotage, il a dit que je pouvais le remplacer pour une journ\u00e9e&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RE CHA Auteure : Emilie Chazerand Illustratrice : Jo\u00eblle Dreidemy Roman \u00e0 partir de 9 ans Th\u00e8mes : Humour, Dieu L&rsquo;avis d&rsquo;Otylia : \u00ab\u00a0Un peu ennuyant.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1098,797,1120,743],"tags":[1121,24],"class_list":["post-3889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ado","category-chazerand-emilie","category-dreidemy-joelle","category-otylia","tag-dieu","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3890,"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3889\/revisions\/3890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clublecture.mayennecommunaute.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}